When I was making lemonade a few minutes ago, I got a lemon from the fridge and noticed it was unusually squishy. I thought maybe it was rotten, so instead of cutting it open or even trying to sniff it, I brought it up to my ear to hear if it was rotten. uhhhhhhhhhh

if anyone was wondering, it turned out to be fine and made fantastic lemonade.

In art, while listening to the Slap Chop Rap.

omphickles: Hey, did you know Vince went to jail?
Me: Whoa, why?
omphickles: For beating a hooker.
Me: ... with a Slap Chop?

Last night I had a dream that I walked in on Adachi having sex with a random woman. uhhhhh.

he did have a nice ass though. :D

hnngg I'm so tired, all the time. I was supposed to go to bed at 10, wtf, why am I still up and not having this writer's craft assignment done

I FEEL LIKE I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I FORGOT. I had a lot of inner angsting to do as well that I meant to write down, but now I'm like ANGST IS FOR LOSERS. FUCK ANGST.

also yesterday, I told my mom I was getting a 89 in writer's craft. she was like... that's it? WTF ARE YOU KIDDING ME. she said something about how if my asian friends got 89, their parents would be pissed. I WAS LIKE UHHH WE'RE NOT ASIAN!? also 89 is one percent less than 90, you know that right, mom? she actually said: well, it's 11% less than 100.

-dies-

my bed with the lion king comforter, and red plaid blanket, and 5-foot long alligator has never looked more inviting. ;_;

meepyish and dat_feesh came over after school for a 'holy shit we don't know anything about university and/or the future OH GOD' session. it was supposed to be srs bizness. for the most part.

we ended up eating shitty flavors of Jolly Rancher candy that nobody liked, walking Terra in the rain, reading useless sites, and HOLY SHIT, PLAYING YUME NIKKI. that game is like drugs... on drugs. WHEN IN DOUBT, STAB SOMETHING. :Db

Today I mistook an umbrella for a person.

... in broad daylight.

my dad spilled 3/4 of my purple ink and its a small jar and they're expensive and then i got yelled at because the cap wasn't on all the way and it comes off with water, stop complaining, ahhhhhhhhhhhh

terra decided to become un-housetrained because it's raining. it's just water, baby, it dries!! i know your tummy gets wet and your fur isn't waterproof but cut me some slack heeeeere (but i did teach her to bark on command today though, yay?) still, otherwise she's been great lately, even with all the time i've been spending on this art project that's due wednesday (WHY DOES INK DRY SO SLOW, HURRY UP) I'm sorry I haven't been walking you, tereya. D: although i'm glad you got to run around like a maniac in the yard today, that made me laugh way too hard. and thank you for sleeping. whoever said a tired dog is a well-behaved dog wasn't kidding.

field trip tomorrow, don't know if dustin or greg is going, will probably go alone and i barely talk to the people in my class. DON'T LEAVE ME HUFMON, I NEED YOU, you annoying imaginary sheepthing

these headphones are too tight. my head isn't that big, is it? gahh i feel like a loser with these on. HOW CAN YOSUKE THE KING OF LOSERS LOOK GOOD IN HEADPHONES BUT KEE CAN'T, WRY

I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO RAMBLE/COMPLAIN ABOUT BUT IT WOULD TAKE A WHILE AND INVOLVES LINKING LJ-CUTTING so i'll do it... soon

aaaahhhhhhhhhh

My parents were getting tired of Terra jumping on them when they're eating on the couch or when they're sleeping, so I'm clicker training her to jump on the couch only when she's invited, and to get off when we tell her. The cue for getting on is "hop up", and off is "off." If she jumps on without being invited, I put her back on the floor.

I explained this to my parents twice, once today and once yesterday. About 30 seconds after reminding my dad today, Terra jumps on the couch with him. He does nothing.

"Baba, put her on the floor."

The TV is paused, so he's not really watching. He just ignores me.

I go over to put her down, and she jumps off before I get there. A few minutes later, she jumps on again, and he does nothing AGAIN.

ASKJDKAJDF DON'T YELL AT ME/TERRA BECAUSE SHE JUMPS ON YOU, AND THEN DON'T HELP WHILE I'M TRYING TO TRAIN HER.

This afternoon officially marked Terra's first time eating real food and not fatty, processed, dehydrated food pellets! We're putting her on a natural raw diet from this day forward, and she will hopefully be on it for the rest of her life. :D

( Terra's Raw Meaty Bones Adventure! (you might want to skip this if you're a little squeamish) )

Terra's been really lazy today. As in, sleeping on the couch and only getting up when I do. ("I'll be right back, Terra, I'm just going to the bathroom - no, don't get up, I'll be back in two seconds - no, no, don't lift your head, go back to sleep - REALLY, you DON'T HAVE TO GET OFF THE - ... aaand she's off the couch.")

Besides that, she's been stubborn about going outside since it's wet. Not even wet, just sort of moist. She really doesn't like getting her paws wet. Anyway she woke me up at 4:30 this morning, in the middle of like, a friggin TYPHOON, and of course was shocked when I asked her to go outside and pee!? BLASPHEMY. I took her to the front, though, since there's an awning and the porch is covered, but she refused to pee there because she was distracted by the rain. Eventually I got an umbrella and just took her to the grassy place from across the driveway. She pee'd, but complained the whole time. "OH GOD ITS WET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"

Anyway I just took her out again since she woke up, but she wasn't going, so I'm like YOU KNOW WHAT, IF YOU HAVE A BLADDER OF STEEL LIKE MOMMY, THAT IS A-OKAY. JUST DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE. Right now she's conked out again next to me, snoring and having doggy dreams. I wouldn't mind if all rainy days were like this... more computer time for me. 8D


( Pictures + Progress )

A few days ago, my mom decided that the grass was too thick in some parts of the back lawn, and too thin in others. She spent the next few hours digging up the thick grass and re-planting it where there the lawn thinned out.

In other words, my mother gave our yard a grass-transplant. And I guess the failure runs in our family, because she did a HILARIOUSLY bad job.

guys

hey guys



SAY HI TO MY NEW PUPPY, TERRA

Kee Lv.16 /pursuing my true self/ says:
I NEED SOME ENCOURAGING WORDSSS
Kee Lv.16 /pursuing my true self/ says:
WRY CANT I BE LIKE BENJI AND NOT GET NERVOUS FOR PRESENTATIONS
Dustin:
WTF YOU ARE BENJI
Kee Lv.16 /pursuing my true self/ says:
just for this, I am going to make Benji nervous when he has to do presentations/talk in front of people
Dustin:
QUIT BEING A KITTY AND START BEING A LION!!
Kee Lv.16 /pursuing my true self/ says:
D:
Dustin:
NO
Dustin:
YOU ARE BENJI
Dustin:
YOU ARE BOLD
Dustin:
BRAVE
Dustin:
FEARLESS
Dustin:
YOU HAVE A MONSTER COCK

trying to make Adachi a birthday picture before tomorrow. restart counter is three times

still unsatisfied with it, it's halfway done but I don't feel like working on it

still don't have an Adachi icon

cramps making it extremely difficult to do anything productive, fuck you uterus

sorry Adachy-baby, your 21st (it is his 21st right? guh I can't count, so idk) birthday gift from me will have to wait until after pain subsides, hopefully while scanning badbadbathhouse for new stuff

I can't stop writing fanfic, guys.

IT-IT'S LIKE A DISEASE OR SOMETHING

CURSE YOU, badbadbathhouse!! CURSE YOUUUU

shut up I totally did not want an excuse to use this icon, what are you talking about

Geez, what's with me and getting into disastrous battles lately? I swear, I just had a battle that went like this.

-encounter 3 Rexy/Dixie things and 1 Seeker thing-
-got buttraped so they get first move-
Dixie: -Evil Smile-
Yosuke: -Scared- D:
Me: Okay, as long as they don't Scare the rest of us, Teddie has Amrita so we should be fine.
Yosuke: -runs away-
Me: WHAT, THANKS MAN
Dixie 2: -Evil Smile-
Naoto: -Scared- >_<;
Naoto: -runs away-
Rise: oh noes
Me: ARGH
Dixie 3: -Evil Smile-
Me/Teddie: -Scared- T__T
Teddie: -runs away-
Me: OH YEAH THANKS GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED TO MAXING YOUR S-LINKS, HUH
Me: -paralyzed with fear-
Me: awesome.
Seeker: -Ghastly Wail- BLAARGHRGHAGHR
Me: -dead-

OH U GUYS.

Ahh, well, at least I got some decent grinding/saving in before I kicked the bucket. Also I got Loki! And DAMN, he is sexy in P4. Seriously hawt, guyz. He was butt ugly in P3. :B

AAAAAAAAAUGHFGHJGJFJGJKG

I just lost an hour's worth of grinding to Magarudyne. Not even an INSTA-KILL SPELL. HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN. I HAD HALF-HEALTH, WHICH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO RESIST THAT, AND I WASN'T EVEN WEAK TO WIND. WHAT THE SHIT. AGHghdjsdfhj.

This sucks. If my teammate's can withstand 1 HP once per battle, I should be able to as well, damnit! >/ arrrrrrgh and now I have to do all that levelling up over again and Rise just got Healing Wave and Yosuke got Magarudyne and uggggggh fhdjkg.

SCREW YOU, SPOILERFACE, AND YOUR GAY DUNGEON.

( Spoilers for December 3-6 )

In other news, Jazzy, our neighbor's 5-month-old kitten who we're catsitting, is the cutest thing ever. ♥