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HEIR OF SEAFOOD says:
genitals.

cadmiumTaxidermist says:
wart

cadmiumTaxidermist says:
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cadmiumTaxidermist says:
*WAT

HEIR OF SEAFOOD says:
rskoyroy

HEIR OF SEAFOOD says:
genital warts

cadmiumTaxidermist says:
that was the worst possible typo i could have made in that situation
me: hey, do you have any hair gel? I ran out.
mom: no. you probably have some in your bathroom.
me: ok
mom: also, fix the back of your hair, you look like a cockatoo

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I'M OKAY WITH THIS

also i've been dicking around on tumblr a lot which is why i haven't been around much. HOPEFULLY I WILL NOT BE SUCH A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY ANYMORE

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

the doorbell just rang so I ran downstairs, picked up Terra and opened the door. the guy said my neighbours weren't home so he was wondering if I could take the package for them?

I was like uh sure, and the guy asked me my name (I guess so he could, like, leave them a note?? I DUNNO) and I sort of panicked and gave him the "white" pronunciation of my birth name, which i tell tell english-speaking people by default

he looked very confused because it's a very female name and i am not/don't look very female

SHOULD HAVE SAID MY PREFERRED NAME he never would have known :(

no one warned me, dog

hahaha

so yesterday I was at Subway with my dad and we came in and stood behind this guy who was already in line

the guy kinda looked back and was like "oh ok" but his gaze sort of lingered on me for a bit before he went back to looking at his food

then when I ordered, he sort of did a double take

my voice was throwing him off (it's not feminine but not deep either)

he could not tell what gender I was

I walked out of there cackling my fucking ass off. THIS IS THE BEST YOU GUYS.

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ark, you spoil me ;_; THANKS DOG, I WILL FALL DOWN ALL THIS PAID ACCOUNT USAGE!!1

OBLIG POKEMON POST

doop doop

Trainer Name - Bro
Nature - Naughty
Pokedex - 40
Gym Badges - 3
Time - 12:29 (super skewed bc i tend to close the ds and leave it there for a while, herp)
Money - $21,660
Tagline - STUFFED TOY? I got it!

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Mar. 8th, 2011

so this morning i woke up to news that a member from a number of communities i follow took her own life. i've never spoken to her, i didn't even know her real name until today. all i knew about her was her dog and what she posted on those comms. i don't want to say i'm devastated - there are plenty of other people who knew her better than i did, even online, but it's still pretty sobering. i'm never going to see her post again. i'm never going to read stories about darcy again.

the weird thing, i've worried about this sort of thing before - one of my online friends getting sick or dying or something and me never knowing.

what i'm trying to say is, i love all of you guys. if you're having a crappy day, just remember there's someone named inky or kee or niles or whatever you want to call me who does give a shit about you. if you ever need to talk to someone or at someone, please tell me. i'm not trying to promise life-changing epiphanies or anything but i'll try to help.

i'm gonna go hug terra now.
boss says: (12:55:53 AM)
uhhhg though march 9th whyy
boss says: (12:56:02 AM)
i never got why packages don't ship on sundays
wet dog smell says: (12:56:24 AM)
post office people all going to church, no exceptions
boss says: (12:56:39 AM)
go to church or go to hell
wet dog smell says: (12:57:30 AM)
i bet satan plays pokemon...
wet dog smell says: (12:57:36 AM)
he gets white
wet dog smell says: (12:57:39 AM)
just to be ironic
boss says: (12:57:45 AM)
dave is satan
wet dog smell says: (12:57:58 AM)
fuck i was literally about to say that hahaa
wet dog smell says: (12:58:09 AM)
that would explain all the red and fire and dead shit in his room

all my conversations with ark revolve around dave and pokemon apparently

I DIDN'T PREORDER BLACK, SHIT. i'm probably going to have to beat up a 12 year old to get mine. no regrets.